Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Hillybilly Heroin Homeboy to Afghanistan, Part Deux

According to Newsmax, the right-wing Internet news outlet, the Hillbilly Heroin Homeboy, Rush Limbaugh, is going to Afghanistan next week, "saying that seeing the troops are his 'main reason for going.'"

Guess that anal cyst finally cleared up, eh Rush? They could have used your fat ass in Vietnam. Well, maybe you can take a bullet for one of our true warriors and heroes this time, you sack of hyperbolic, lying shit. Hell, why not throw your cyst-free anus over a roadside bomb for our boys, eh?

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