Into the Dark Heart of Bush's America?

The Westboro Baptist Church's website, I thought, has to be a satire, especially when you look at their profile on Sweden's royal family ("drippings from the Devil's own penis") and the sexual mores of Swedes generally--God, is she hot or what? Since your humble blogger here is a descendent of Swedes, I was interested, fascinated, and ultimately gratified to know that the Rev. Fred Phelps (of "God Hates Fags" fame) considers us to be doomed. You won't believe it. In summary, Rev. Phelps says,

Sweden is a land of sodomy, bestiality, and incest.

and he is cheered by the tsunami's toll on Swedish tourists last year:

THANK GOD FOR ALL DEAD SWEDES!!!

Furthermore,

WE PRAY FOR ALL 20,000 SWEDES IN THE TSUNAMI'S WAKE TO BE DECLARED DEAD!

I must confess, their site is sickeningly seductive, like shifting into a truly alien reality. It's also interesting to consider that a similar site from the leftist or atheist perspective, entitled "God Hates Baptists" would have Joe Scarborough, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter and the right-wing "drippings from the Devil's own penis" screeching from their electronic pulpits like sodomized banshees. And, of course, Joe Lieberman and a few other Democrats would rush to apologize on MSNBC.

Be sure not to miss Phelps' monument design to the Swedish tsunami victims.

Man, it's good to be a Swede today!