Friday, August 12, 2005

Great Moments in Dumbass Punditry

Even when the most obvious answer is standing over you like a Kodiak bear about to tear your head off, some "experts" still manage to play dumber than Chimpie on 'ludes. Get this from the Washington Post about the Bush administration's mixed signals on Iraq.
"The Bush administration has lost control of its public affairs management of this issue," said Christopher F. Gelpi, a Duke University scholar whose analyses of wartime public opinion have been studied in the White House. "They were so focused on this through 2004. . . . I don't know why they've slipped."
Let me help you out, Mr. Gelpi, Duke University "scholar." Chimpie's criminal enterprise has slipped because even George Costanza couldn't keep this juggling act of lies and coverups going on even his best day. "Public affairs management" sort of breaks down when you've been proven to have lied, smeared, obstructed and demonstrated total incompetence in everything, including preventing 9/11, fighting terror, "stabilizing" the Middle East, managing the economy, and protecting the Constitution.

It's got nothing to do now with "public affairs." It's about indictments, impeachment, and a new American revolution against tyranny of the oligarchy that is the Bush criminal empire.

Oh, am I overstating things, do you think? Let's wait and see. Wait and see.

3 comments:

Neil Shakespeare said...

Roll on, Olaf, Roll on! Just got back from an audition for 'The Woman in Black' where the director was railing:

"GAWD! This country is just getting so goddamn STUPID! I wish everyone would just start SMOKING again! GAWD!

(Shades of Napolean Dynamite.)

Keep on keepin' 'em honest, bro'! You're the best!

Anonymous said...

"George W. Bush's presidential motorcade was blown off course recently by an IED (improvised explosive device)of a new type: Ms. Cindy Sheehan and her growing group of supporters. A high-placed administration official, speaking on condition of anonymity, stated that many Bush staffers agree they would rather be traveling the road to the Baghdad airport than facing down this formidable representative of common sense and decency." Could the road from Crawford lead past Camp Casey, to, say, Impeachment, TX? That's just this side of The Hague, TX, on my map.

Olaf said...

The Increasingly Typical American is definitely onto something here. Bush's poll numbers continue to plunge and it won't be long until the masses will be cheering his downfall, and doing it with gusto.

Dreams can come true, you know.