Tortureboy Keeps America Safe from Bronze Breasts

From the Washington Post today (you'll have to scroll down):

No one asked Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales at his recent confirmation hearings about his intentions with regard to "Lady Justice," the 12-foot semi-nude statue at the Justice Department that former attorney general John D. Ashcroft had covered with a large blue drape.

But Loop fans predicted overwhelmingly that Gonzales would keep "Minnie Lou," as she's called, behind the big blue burka. Appears they were right. A senior department official told us recently she'll stay covered. "I've not even heard any discussion about" dropping the drape, he said.

Thank heavens that the Depression-era semi-nude bronze body won't be able to corrupt America.

Now, if Tortureboy could just intern SpongeBob Squarepants at Guantanamo, we'd be secure.