Friday, June 02, 2006

And the No-Shit-Sherlock Award Goes To...

That wonderfully prescient and oh-so-competent Secretary of Defense, Donald "I Promise to Totally Fuck Up All Branches of the Military" Rumsfeld. To wit,
Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld said Saturday he is concerned that the war in Iraq could alienate people in Southeast Asia's Muslim nations, where he will travel next week.
The man's a fucking genius, ain't he? I'm so glad he's keeping us all secure, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy shit, Olaf's back!

Anonymous said...

Olaf... You have been missed. Please never leave us again.

Olaf said...

Oh, thank you! I apologize for the absence, but sometimes I just get raged out and fold into the fetal position and hope the world gets better. Then I remember that 5000 years of "civilization" have pretty much manifested themselves in even more murder and mayhem, aided by modern technology, and I once again have hope that we will blast ourselves off the planet and give it a rest.

It's good to be back, and it's good to be Olaf.