Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Good News for Falwell, Dobson, Robertson--Ha ha! Just Kidding. Is This What Killed the Pope?

Oh, to be a teenager again! According to (I kid you not) Backpage (no mention of anal sex practices, however--what a waste of a good name):
US teenagers apparently prefer oral sex as a safer and morally more acceptable alternative to intercourse, a possible explanation for their rare use of condoms, according to a small poll by the University of California.
God, how I admire the ingenuity and tenacity of the American teenager to work around those abstinence-only vows. And according to the Chinese News Agency Xinhua's report (made all the more delightfully salacious by a picture of red lips with protruding tongue next to the story), author and pediatrician Bonnie Halpern-Felsher has written,
Given the suggestion that adolescents do not view oral sex as sex and see oral sex as a way of preserving their virginity while still gaining intimacy and sexual pleasure, they are likely to interpret sexual health messages as referring to vaginal sex
So Bill Clinton was right! Fellatio and cunnilingus are technically not sex. Good ol' Bill. Who's laughing now, Mr. Kenneth Starr?

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