Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Your First Amendment Rights...

...as interpreted by your Vice President's office. You see, he is a dictator, immune from any contradictory comments. Mr. Howardss fuckup was that he didn't say "reprehensible" to Chimpie the Hand Puppet. The Chimperor would have taken it as a compliment, slapped Howards on the back, and said, "We'll repre-insulate those evildoers and killers over there so we won't have to repro-masturbate them over here."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This would be an interesting circus to watch. Of course the media would have to pick it up. Come on, isn't this at least as exciting as O.J. showing up again? Or polygamy dudes evading the police? Or a perverted politician? Or Tom Cruise getting fired from Paramount? Hmm...do I discern a pattern here?

Anonymous said...

Scotchyogi: are you suggesting that we should criticize our PRESIDENT???? WTF? Do you, like, hate America or something?