Friday, October 27, 2006

Let's Go for a Swim, Dickie

A "dunk in water" did NOT refer to waterboarding, which in turn, is NOT torture. As a return to Dick Cheney's offer to take me pheasant hunting, I'd like to take him to my favorite water park (Scroll down for pictures). You can do this at home, kids!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

And Bill O'reilly defended waterboarding on Oprah today. It turns out that if you are accused of terrorism, the constitution doesn't apply to you.

Anonymous said...

This violates so much more than the constitution. Bill O is an ass.

Olaf said...

If only everyone who supports waterboarding would volunteer for a ride at my little backyard waterpark, we could really test their sincerity about waterboarding not being torture.

And I'll even provide the towels afterward, nice double-thick terrycloth ones made from Egyptian long-staple cotton.

Anonymous said...

"say 'torture' and I'll stop! SAY 'TORTURE' AND I'LL STOP! you don't have to put yourself through this! Don't be stubborn! How long do you REALLY think you can hold out? Just scream out 'TORTURE' and we'll stop! You can go back to your undisclosed location and rest, huh? SAY IT!!"