Need a Lift? Check Out Ann Coulter's Beauty Secrets

Boy, when a day just seemed to go from bad to worse, I find this hilarious piece on our favorite hysterical wingnut's beauty secrets on World O'Crap. This is laughing out loud funny. Be sure to read all the way down to get the whole history of Ms. Coulter. At last, I understand her.

The blanched and hollow-eyed pundit flashed an enthusiastic thumbs-up as she lowered her emaciated carcass into a hip-bath brimming with virgin gore. "Ahh," she said, splashing the ruddy, life-giving fluid over her bony chest, "This is the life. Or the undeath, anyway."

Not to be judgmental in a lookist sort of way, but I get the impression from watching Ms. Coulter recently that since this piece was published back in November, 2003, the supply of virgins is nearing exhaustion.