The Giant Flying Cockroach Endears Himself to the Judiciary

From TV station KSDK, we learn the Tom "Giant Flying Cockroach" DeLay is trying to make things even better for himself when he is indicted for his crimes.

House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, R-Texas, appeared to condemn judges who at both the state and federal level declined to order that Schiavo be kept alive artificially.

"This loss happened because our legal system did not protect the people who need protection most, and that will change," the Texas Republican said. "The time will come for the men responsible for this to answer for their behavior, but not today. Today we grieve, we pray, and we hope to God this fate never befalls another."

Now say what you might about the religious fascism of DeLay, no one has ever made the error of calling him dumb. But shouldn't he be thinking of some other group of folks to badmouth now that Ms. Schiavo has gone on to her greater reward? Judges, of course, have to be fair and independent-minded, but they are human, and having a trash-talking, judiciary-hating giant flying cockroach in the courtroom might just have the slightest effect on a judge's psyche.

Just trying to help you out, Tom. Shut the fuck up.