One anti-war widow said she used the opportunity to voice her objections to Bush's policies.So if discussion of the war is just reduced to hypotheticals, let's suppose Chimpie's two progeny enlist in the Marine Corps and volunteer for Iraq. He shouldn't object to that since it's all just philosophical jerking off. I'm sure those Marines are countering the premises of IEDs on the roadside with agile rhetorical wizardry.
"I said it's time to stop the bleeding," said Hildi Halley, whose husband, Army National Guard Capt. Patrick Damon, died June 15 in Afghanistan. "It's time to swallow our pride and find a solution."
She said Bush responding by saying "there was no point in us having a philosophical discussion about the pros and cons of the war."
The progress of Chimpie's philosophy:
--My decision to invade was based on sound evidence of WMD.
--My decision to invade was based on flawed intelligence.
--My decision to invade was the right one, even if there weren't any of those things there
--My decision to invade is not to be challenged except by terrorists and their sympathizers
--Don't blame me for the decision to invade. Who could have forseen this shit?
--The decision to invade was just a philosophical exercise. Next issue? Oh yeah, and I'm really sorry your kid/spouse/parent is dead. They died for a great neocon philosophy.
--Can I go for my bike ride now, Karl?
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What happened to democracy and debate? Aren't those things the backbone of this country?
Hey Buddy, what country do ya think yer in, anyway? Democracy and debate? What are you, a commie?
So what if I am??? :-)
Well, then, you're a ... you're a ... you're a dirty commie!
So there!
Olaf,
You seem to be searching for the right phrase here. Take inspiration from Bob Dylan, perhaps, who in the song "Motorpsycho Nitemare" was cursed as "You unpatriotic rotten doctor Commie rat!" (Can you top it?)
The closest I can come to that is the quote from General Buck Turgidson in Dr. Stranglove: "I'm beginning to smell a big fat commie rat!"
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