Monday, May 08, 2006

Flying Monkeys' Jobs Threatened!

If the Wicked Witch of the West had had these, she would have ruled the world.

Are flying monkeys eligible for unemployment compensation? Will our own President Chimpie be eligible once he's impeached and standing in the dock in the Hague for war crimes? I say yes to the former and an emphatic NO! to the latter. The monkeys, at least, are capable of learning a useful skill in their down time.

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