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Wednesday, February 07, 2007

It's Not the Money That Bothers Me Most...


It's all those small brown paper bags it was handed out in. No wonder I had to start carrying my sandwich in my briefcase.

But seriously, what's a mere $12 billion bucks mislaid here or there when we're spending over $2.25 billion a week just to destroy our own country's reputation, economy, and moral authority? All you green eyeshade-types need to pry your fingers loose from your adding machines at look at the positive side of this: Chimpie's taking the money from those lousy poor and elderly. What better way to use it than to spend it blowing shit up and repealing the Bill of Rights?

There. Don't you feel better now?

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Not Seventy-two Virgins, and not Eternal Cloud Lounging...


But it wouldn't be bad if heaven turned out like this.